Taylor Translation
For those who don't understand what Taylor's last post was about here is what I gleaned from it - and also from my insider knowledge.
When Bender was a kid he saw some dude who looked just like the picture of Jesus. The dude was driving an old beat up Datsun.
When One of Each was thinking of new songs to sing, Bender said: "I like the title Jesus Drives a Datsun".
Liking the idea, Taylor took the ball and ran with it, creating our latest song Jesus Drives a Datsun...and recently retitled WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive).
In our attempt to not piss off all those Jesus fans out there we would like to inform you that we don't actually know what Jesus drove. And in fact, I think there were not any cars during his lifetime, so this is an entire work of fiction. But still I think the idea of Jesus driving an old Datsun 1200 is pretty funny.
BTW, Taylor's song is pretty funny too. And as he says, we are in the process of recording it.
I'm not sure what the whole "beeaatch" reference is though. :)
Posted by Scott at April 09, 2004 02:34 PMMy son knows fully well, have endured all those years of sunday school I forced upon him, that in actual fact Jesus drives a Christler or, at least, a BMW (Best Mode of Divinity). Since it is more like his Palm Sunday donkey, my personal preference is to see him on a Harley "Hog". However, in keeping with modern-day televangelism, He would most likely find Himself chauffered in a Hummer stretch limo (driven, no doubt, by Mel Gibson).
Taylor (Sr.)
Posted by: Dr. Phil Taylor on April 11, 2004 11:27 PMOh, the waters!; they are muddied yet again. To clarify the clarification, let me provide and explanation. Making sane what Scott did strain to make plain, I sustain this refrain: the joke is that his yoke is not his yoke at all, and so the eggs may fall when the chariot stalls. Christ, no that ain’t Christ at all. That hippy looks like Michaelangelo’s cousin, is all.
Posted by: Taylor Jr. on April 12, 2004 12:02 PMBeeeatch:
[var. of slang for] Canis Familiaris, fem.
attr.——{Chappelle, Dave}