April 09, 2004
For those who don't understand what Taylor's last post was about here is what I gleaned from it - and also from my insider knowledge.
When Bender was a kid he saw some dude who looked just like the picture of Jesus. The dude was driving an old beat up Datsun.
When One of Each was thinking of new songs to sing, Bender said: "I like the title Jesus Drives a Datsun".
Liking the idea, Taylor took the ball and ran with it, creating our latest song Jesus Drives a Datsun...and recently retitled WWJD (What Would Jesus Drive).
In our attempt to not piss off all those Jesus fans out there we would like to inform you that we don't actually know what Jesus drove. And in fact, I think there were not any cars during his lifetime, so this is an entire work of fiction. But still I think the idea of Jesus driving an old Datsun 1200 is pretty funny.
BTW, Taylor's song is pretty funny too. And as he says, we are in the process of recording it.
I'm not sure what the whole "beeaatch" reference is though. :)
April 08, 2004
What would Jesus Drive??? Jesus drives a Datsun, beeeahtch!
Well, at least that's what a prepubescent Bender thought, poor misguided soul.
I decided that this anecdote created a really fine opportunity to make fun of him in song. (Bender...not Jesus)
Recording is proceeding apace!