September 14, 2004
Latest Goings On
Just to fill you all on what has been going on with One of Each:
Scott just finished his autobiography and will be touring the country promoting "My life as a Bass" and autographing copies for his fans.
Bender has changed his name to Sigfreid Longfellow and he and his wife will be living in a commune up in Berkeley for the next three months.
Taylor has sequestered himself in his bio-research lab until he comes up with a cure for sarcasm.
Lisa is joining the Santa Clara County chapter of the Southern Baptists Evangelism Union, and will be their new treasurer and new member buddy. If you think you might have lost your way please contact Lisa.
In other news, stuffed animals have made a comeback as group names, so we might rename our group to be called "Barney the Telletubby with Blues Clues in his Square Pants". We originally were named "Clifford the Big Red Dog" but decided people might not like red dogs, so we vetoed that name.
Also the light in your refrigerator is on while the door is closed!